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  • AGE OF BUILDING +
    • AIR CONDITIONER & HEAT PUMP
    • BUILDING AGE- home
    • ARCHITECTURE - home
    • BULBS & CONNECTORS
    • CHIMNEYS & FIREPLACES
    • DOOR HARDWARE
    • DRYWALL, FIBERBOARD, PLASTER - home
    • ELECTRICAL RECEPTACLES
    • ELECTRICAL SYSTEMS
    • ELECTRICAL WIRING
    • FLOORING
    • FOUNDATION
    • FRAMING
    • HEATING EQUIPMENT
    • HEATER, BOILER, FURNACE
    • HISTORIC BUILDINGS
    • HVAC
    • INSULATION
    • KIT HOMES
    • LOG CABIN
    • NAILS SPIKES BOLTS - home
    • PLASTER
    • PLUMBING
    • PORCHES
    • ROOFING MATERIALS
    • SAW & AXE CUTS
    • SEPTIC SYSTEM
    • SIDING MATERIAL
    • WATER HEATER
    • WINDOWS & DOORS
  • AIR CONDITIONING +
    • A/C WON'T START
    • AGE of HVAC
    • AIR FILTERS - home
    • AIR HANDLER - home
    • BLOWER FAN
    • COMPRESSOR / CONDENSER - home
    • CONTROLS & SWITCHES
    • DIAGNOSTIC GUIDES
    • DUCT SYSTEM - home
    • EDUCATION COURSES
    • EVAPORATIVE COOLING
    • HARD START COMPRESSOR
    • HEAT PUMP
    • HEATING SYSTEM - home
    • MANUALS & PARTS - home
    • OPERATING COST
    • OPERATING TEMPERATURE
    • REFRIGERANT
    • REPAIR GUIDES- home
    • SPLIT SYSTEM - home
    • THERMOSTATS- home
    • VENTILATION - home
  • APPLIANCES +
    • ASBESTOS
    • CLOTHES DRYER
    • CLOTHES DRYER VENT
    • COFFEE MAKER
    • DISHWASHER
    • DOORBELL
    • EFFICIENCY RATINGS
    • ELECTRIC MOTOR
    • EXHAUST FAN
    • GARBAGE DISPOSER
    • GAS FIREPLACES LOGS
    • MICROWAVE
    • NOISE
    • OVEN DOOR
    • RANGE COOKTOP OVEN - home
    • REFRIGRATOR
    • THERMOCOUPLE
    • THERMOSTATS
    • TRASH COMPACTOR
    • VACUUM CLEANER
    • WASHING MACHINE
    • WASHING MACHINE vs SEPTIC
    • WATER HEATER
    • WINDOW / WALL AIR CONDITIONER
  • ARCHITECTURE +
    • AGE of a BUILDING
    • ARCHITECTURE ID - home
    • ARCHITECTURE STYLE & AGE
    • BUILD YOUR DREAM HOME
    • CHIMNEY
    • DEFINITIONS
    • DICTIONARY
    • HISTORIC & OLD BUILDINGS
    • HOUSE PARTS
    • KIT HOMES
    • MANUFACTURED HOME, DOUBLEWIDE
    • MOBILE HOME
    • MODULAR HOME
    • ROOF STYLE
    • ROOF DORMER
    • SIDING
    • WINDOWS
  • CODES +
    • ACCESS RESTRICTIONS
    • AFCI GFCI
    • CONCEALED SPACE FIRE
    • CRAWL SPACE VENTILATION
    • DANGEROUS CONDITIONS
    • ELECTRICAL
    • ELEVATOR & STAIR LIFT
    • FIRE RATING ROOF SURFACES
    • FRAMING TABLES, SPANS
    • GRABRAIL GRAB BAR
    • HANDRAIL
    • LIGHTING
    • MOBILE HOME
    • MOBILE OFFICE
    • RAILING - home
    • RETAINING WALL GUARDRAIL
    • ROOFING
    • SAFETY HAZARDS
    • STAIRS - home
    • SEPTIC DESIGN U.S.A.
    • SEPTIC & SEWAGE CODES
    • VENTILATION
  • CHIMNEY +
    • ABANDONED
    • BRACKET & GALLOWS
    • CRACK
    • DIRECT / SIDE WALL VENTS
    • DRAFT
    • FIRE CLEARANCES
    • FIREPLACES & HEARTHS - home
    • FLASHING
    • FLUE INSPECTION
    • FLUE SIZE
    • FLUE TILE DAMAGE
    • HEIGHT
    • INSPECTION
    • LEANING, MOVEMENT
    • MASONRY CHIMNEY - home
    • METAL CHIMNEYS & FLUES - home
    • RAIN CAP
    • RE-LINING
    • REPAIR
    • STAINS & LEAKS
    • UNLINED FLUES
    • WOOD STOVES - home
  • DAMAGE +
    • ANIMAL DAMAGE
    • DISASTER INSPECT REPAIR - home
    • EARTHQUAKE - home
    • FLOOD - home
    • FLOOD REPAIR PRIORITIES
    • HURRICANE DAMAGE
    • MOLD PREVENTION
    • ROOF DAMAGE, WIND
    • SALVAGE BUILDING CONTENTS
    • SINKHOLES, WARNING SIGNS
    • STORM-RESISTANT WINDOWS
    • STRUCTURAL INSPECTIONS
    • WILDFIRE DAMAGE
    • WIND DAMAGE
  • ELECTRIC +
    • AFCIs
    • ALUMINUM WIRING - home
    • AMPS VOLTS
    • BACK-WIRED DEVICES - home
    • BACKUP GENERATORS
    • BATHROOM FAN
    • BULBS - home
    • BX WIRING
    • CAPACITORS for MOTORS
    • CEILING LIGHT
    • CIRCUIT BREAKER FAILURE
    • CIRCUIT BREAKER / FUSE INSPECT
    • CIRCUIT ID, MAP & LABEL
    • CLEARANCES
    • COMPRESSOR MOTOR CAPACITOR
    • CONDUIT
    • COPPER-CLAD ALUMINUM WIRE
    • DEFINITIONS
    • DISTRIBUTION PANEL
    • DMM MULTIMETER
    • ELECTRICAL BOX
    • ELECTRICAL CODE BASICS
    • ELECTRICITY LOSS / FLICKERING LIGHTS
    • FEDERAL PACIFIC FPE- home
    • FLUORESCENT LIGHT
    • GENERATORS
    • GFCI
    • GROUND SYSTEM - home
    • KNOB & TUBE WIRING
    • LIGHTING, EXTERIOR - home
    • LIGHTING, INTERIOR - home
    • LOW VOLTAGEWIRING
    • METERS & BASES
    • MOTOR REPAIR - home
    • MOTOR WIRE SIZE
    • MULTI-WIRE CIRCUITS
    • NOISES, ELECTRICAL
    • OLD HOUSE ELECTRIC- home
    • OUTLET, WIRE - home
    • PANEL- home
    • RELAY SWITCHES
    • SAFETY
    • SERVICE ENTRY- home
    • SPLICE
    • THERMAL IMAGING
    • TURN BACK ON
    • ZINSCO SYLVANIA
  • ENERGY +
    • AIR CHANGE RATE
    • AIR LEAKS - home
    • AIR LEAKS RETURN DUCTS
    • AIR LEAKS SUPPLY DUCTS
    • BASEMENT HEAT LOSS
    • BIO-FUEL
    • BLOWER DOORS
    • DUCT SYSTEM
    • ENERGY AUDIT
    • ENERGY RETROFIT
    • ENERGY SAVINGS PRIORITY
    • ENERGY USE MONITOR
    • HEAT COST SAVINGS
    • HEAT LOSS INDICATORS
    • HIGH MASS TRADEOFFS
    • ROOF COLOR
    • R U & K VALUE
    • SEER RATING
    • SOLAR ENERGY
    • TIMERS
    • VENTILATION, HEAT COST
    • WATER HEATER TIMER
    • WIND ENERGY
    • WINDOW EFFICIENCY
  • ENVIRONMENT +
    • AIR POLLUTANTS
    • ALLERGENS +
    • ALLERGEN TESTS
    • ARSENIC HAZARDS
    • ASBESTOS HAZARDS
    • ASBESTOS IDENTIFICATION - home
    • ASBESTOS in THIS MATERIAL?
    • ASBESTOS LIST of PRODUCTS
    • ASBESTOS PHOTO GUIDE
    • BACKUP, SEPTIC-SEWAGE
    • BACTERIA, MOLD, POLLEN
    • BANNED ASBESTOS PRODUCTS
    • BEDBUGS
    • BIOLOGICAL POLLUTANTS
    • CEILING TILE ASBESTOS ID
    • CELL PHONE RADIATION
    • CHINESE DRYWALL
    • DISINFECTANTS, SANITIZERS, SEALANTS
    • ELECTROMAGNETIC FIELDS
    • FIBERGLASS HAZARDS
    • FIBERGLASS INSULATION MOLD
    • FIBERGLASS SHEDDING
    • FIBERGLASS CONTAMINANTS
    • FLOOR TILE ASBESTOS
    • FORMALDEHYDE HAZARDS
    • GAS DETECTION
    • HAZARD vs RISK
    • HOUSE DUST
    • INDOOR AIR QUALITY IAQ
    • MOLD CONTAMINATION
    • MOLD / ENVIRONMENT EXPERT
    • MORGELLONS SYNDROME
    • MYCOTOXIN EFFECTS
    • NOISE DIAGNOSIS
    • ODOR DIAGNOSIS
    • PESTICIDE EXPOSURE
    • POPCORN CEILING ASBESTOS
    • SEWAGE CONTAMINATION
  • EXTERIOR +
    • BRICK WALL WEEP HOLES
    • DECK & PORCH CONSTRUCT - home
    • DOORS, EXTERIOR
    • FIBER CEMENT SIDING - home
    • FLASHING on BUILDINGS - home
    • PAINT FAILURE
    • LIGHTNING PROTECTION
    • PAINT FAILURE - home
    • RAMPS, ACCESS - home
    • SHEATHING, FIBERBOARD
    • SLIP TRIP & FALL HAZARDS
    • STAIR CONSTRUCTION - home
    • STAIR DIMENSIONS
    • STUCCO WALL METHODS
    • WINDOWS & DOORS, AGE, TYPES
  • HEAT +
    • AGE of A/C & HEAT PUMPS
    • AGE of HEATER, BOILER, FURNACE
    • AIR FILTERS f- home
    • AIR HANDLER / BLOWER UNIT - home
    • AQUASTAT CONTROL - home
    • BACKDRAFTING
    • BACKUP HEAT for HEAT PUMPS
    • BANGING HEAT SYSTEM NOISES
    • BANGING HEAT ZONE VALVES
    • BANGING PIPES RADIATORS
    • BUZZING NOISE
    • BASEBOARD HEAT REPAIR - home
    • BLOWER FAN
    • BOILERS - home
    • CAD CELL RELAY
    • CHECK VALVES
    • CIRCULATOR PUMPS- home
    • CLEARANCE DISTANCES
    • COMBUSTION AIR
    • CONDENSING BOILERS/FURNACES
    • CONTROLS & SWITCHES
    • CONVECTOR HEATERS
    • DAMPERS & DRAFT REGULATORS
    • DATA TAGS
    • DIAGNOSE & FIX A/C / HEAT PUMP
    • DIAGNOSE & FIX BOILER - home
    • DIAGNOSE & FIX FURNACE - home
    • DIRECT VENT / SIDE WALL VENT
    • DRAFT REGULATORS / HOODS, GAS
    • DRAFT MEASUREMENT
    • DRAFT REGULATOR
    • DUCT SYSTEM - home
    • ELECTRIC HEAT - home
    • EVAPORATIVE COOLING SYSTEM
    • EXPANSION TANK, BOILER - home
    • FAN, AIR HANDLER BLOWER - home
    • FAN LIMIT SWITCH - home
    • FILTERS, AIR
    • FILTERS, OIL
    • FIRE SAFETY CONTROLS
    • FIREPLACES & HEARTHS - home
    • FLUE SIZE
    • FURNACE CONTROLS
    • FURNACES, HEATING - home
    • GAS BURNER FLAME & NOISE
    • GAS BURNER PILOT LIGHT
    • GEOTHERMAL HEAT
    • HEAT PUMP REPAIR - home
    • HEAT LOSS DIAGNOSIS-BOILERS
    • HEAT LOSS DIAGNOSIS-FURNACES
    • HEAT WON'T TURN OFF
    • HEAT WON'T TURN ON
    • HEATING COST SAVINGS
    • HEATING OIL- home
    • HEATING SYSTEM NOISE
    • HUMMING NOISE
    • LIFE EXPECTANCY A/C / HEAT PUMP
    • LIFE EXPECTANCY FAN / WALL CONVECTOR
    • LIFE EXPECTANCY FURNACE
    • LOW VOLTAGE WIRING
    • MANUALS
    • MINI SPLIT A/C & HEAT PUMPS
    • MOBILE HOME HEAT
    • NO HEAT - BOILER
    • NO HEAT - FURNACE
    • OIL STORAGE TANKS
    • OPERATING TEMPERATURES
    • PORTABLE ELECTRIC HEATER
    • RADIANT HEAT
    • STEAM HEAT
    • THERMOSTATS - home
    • THERMOSTAT WIRING
    • ZONE VALVES
  • INSPECTION +
    • ADVANCED METHODS
    • CARPENTER ANTS
    • CARPENTER BEES
    • DISASTER INSPECTION- home
    • DUST SAMPLING
    • FEAR-O-METER: Dan's 3 D's SET REPAIR PRIORITIES
    • FIBER & HAIR IDENTIFICATION
    • FIBERGLASS PARTICLE
    • FIRE OFF-GASSING
    • FORENSIC INVESTIGATION
    • GAS TEST PROCEDURES
    • HISTORIC & OLD BUILDINGS
    • HOUSE DUST ANALYSIS
    • INSECT INFESTATION - home
    • LIGHT, GUIDE to FORENSIC USE
    • LIGHT, UV BLACK LIGHT USES
    • MICROSCOPY
    • STRUCTURAL DAMAGE PROBING
    • TERMITE DAMAGE
    • THERMAL EXPANSION
  • INDOOR AIR +
    • AIRBORNE MOLD LEVEL
    • AIRBORNE PARTICLE ANALYSIS
    • ALLERGEN TESTS
    • ANIMAL ALLERGENS DANDER
    • CARBON DIOXIDE
    • CARBON MONOXIDE
    • CARPETING
    • CAT DANDER
    • COMBUSTION GASES
    • DUST SAMPLING
    • EMERGENCY RESPONSE, IAQ, GAS, MOLD
    • FIBERGLASS - home
    • HUMIDITY
    • IAQ & HOUSE TIGHTNESS
    • INDOOR AIR HAZARDS
    • ODORS GASES SMELLS- home
    • VENTILATION
  • INSULATION +
    • ATTIC
    • BASEMENT
    • FIBERGLASS
    • FRAMING DETAILS
    • HOT ROOF PROBLEMS
    • INSULATION AIR & HEAT LEAKS
    • INSULATION CHOICES
    • INSULATION FACT SHEET- DOE
    • INSULATION GREENHOUSE
    • INSULATION ID
    • INSULATION LOCATION
    • INSULATION MOLD
    • INSULATION R-VALUES
    • POLYSTYRENE FOAM
    • RIGID FOAM
    • UFFI UREA FORMALDEHYDE FOAM
  • INTERIOR +
    • ASBESTOS in DRYWALL
    • BATH & KITCHEN DESIGN - home
    • CABINETS & COUNTERTOPS - home
    • CARPETING - home
    • CARPET STAIN ID
    • CEILING STAIN DIAGNOSIS
    • CERAMIC TILE FLOOR, WALL
    • CONDENSATION
    • COUNTERTOPS
    • DRYWALL FIBERBOARD PLASTER- home
    • EFFLORESCENCE WHITE DEPOSIT
    • FIBERBOARD- home
    • FIREPLACES & HEARTHS
    • FLOOR, CONCRETE SLAB
    • FLOOR TYPES & DEFECTS - home
    • INTERIOR FINISHES
    • KITCHEN DESIGN
    • MOISTURE CONTROL
    • PAINT FAILURE - home
    • PLASTER METHODS
    • RESILIENT SHEET FLOORING - home
    • SHEATHING, FIBERBOARD
    • SHEET FLOORING ID
    • SLIP TRIP & FALL
    • STAIR CONSTRUCTION
    • STAIN DIAGNOSIS
    • STUCCO WALL METHODS
    • THERMAL TRACKING
    • TILED SURFACES
    • TRIM, INTERIOR
    • WALL FINISHES
    • WOOD STOVE OPERATION - home
    • WOOD FLOOR DAMAGE
  • MOBILE HOME +
    • BUYERS ADVICE
    • CODES & MANUALS
    • COMBUSTION AIR SAFETY
    • CONNECTIONS, MULTI-WIDE
    • COOLING SYSTEM
    • CRAWL SPACES
    • CROSSOVER CONNECTORS
    • DATA TAGS & LABELS
    • DEMOLISH REMOVE MOVE
    • ELECTRICAL POWER LOST
    • ELECTRICAL SYSTEM
    • EMERGENCY EGRESS WINDOWS
    • ENERGY ZONES
    • EXTERIOR DEFECTS
    • FLICKERING LIGHTS
    • FOUNDATIONS
    • GFCI DIAGNOSIS
    • HEALTH DEPARTMENT HELP
    • HEATING SYSTEM
    • INSPECTIONS
    • INSULATION & VENTILATION
    • INTERIOR DEFECTS
    • LEAKS
    • MODULAR CONSTRUCTION
    • MOLD CONTAMINATION
    • PIERS
    • PLUMBING
    • ROOF
    • SAFETY
    • SKIRTING
    • STABILIZING & TIE DOWNS
    • STRUCTURE
    • TEMPORARY OFFICE TRAILER
    • WALL DEFECTS
    • WATER HEATERS
    • WIND RATINGS
    • WINTERIZE
  • MOLD +
    • ACTION GUIDE
    • AIRBORNE MOLD COUNT - home
    • AIRBORNE PARTICLE LEVEL- home
    • ASPERGILLOSIS
    • ATTIC MOISTURE or MOLD
    • BLACK MOLD, HARMLESS
    • BLEACHING MOLD
    • BOOK / DOCUMENT MOLD
    • CABINET MOLD
    • CACTUS FUNGI / MOLD
    • CAR MOLD CONTAMINATION
    • CARPET MOLD / ODOR TESTS
    • CAR MOLD CONTAMINATION
    • CEILING STAIN DIAGNOSIS
    • DIRT FLOOR MOLD
    • DRYWALL MOLD
    • DUST / MOLD SAMPLING
    • EFFLORESCENCE & WHITE DEPOSITS
    • EMERGENCY RESPONSE
    • FEAR of MOLD - MYCOPHOBIA
    • FIBERBOARD SHEATHING MOLD
    • FIBERGLASS INSULATION MOLD
    • FIND MOLD, ESSENTIAL STEPS
    • FOXING STAINS
    • HARD TO SEE MOLD, SPOTTING
    • HIDDEN MOLD
    • HUMIDITY CONTROL & TARGETS
    • LIGHT, USE TO FIND MOLD
    • MERULIPORIA FUNGUS
    • MILDEW
    • MOBILE HOME MOLD
    • MODULAR HOME MOLD
    • MOLD A COMPLETE GUIDE - home
    • MOLD SAFETY ADVICE for TENANTS
    • MOLD CLEANUP
    • MOLD AGE
    • MOLD APPEARANCE
    • MOLD CLEARANCE INSPECTION
    • MOLD COUNT NUMBERS
    • MOLD CULTURE SAMPLING
    • MOLD DETECTION
    • MOLD DOCTOR
    • MOLD ENVIRONMENTAL EXPERTS
    • MOLD EXPOSURE STANDARDS
    • MOLD FREQUENCY
    • MOLD INVESTIGATION PROCEDURE
    • MOLD ODORS, MUSTY SMELLS
    • MOLD PREVENTION - home
    • MOLD RELATED ILLNESS
    • MOLD SANITIZER, SPRAY, BIOCIDE
    • MOLD TEST PROCEDURES
    • MVOCs & MOLDY MUSTY ODORS
    • MYCOTOXIN EFFECTS
    • OZONE TREATMENT WARNING
  • NOISE +
    • BANGING BOOMING NOISES - home
    • ELECTRICAL SYSTEM NOISE
    • FAN NOISES
    • HEATING SYSTEM NOISE
    • HVAC SYSTEM NOISE
    • NOISE CONTROL for ROOFS
    • PLUMBING SYSTEM NOISE - home
    • RELAY SWITCH NOISE
    • ROOF IMPACT NOISE
    • ROOF NOISE TRANSMISSION - home
    • SOUND CONTROL
    • TEMPERATURE CHANGE & ROOF NOISE
    • WATER HAMMER NOISE
  • ODOR +
    • AIR CONDITIONING
    • ANIMAL or URINE
    • CAR ODORS, ANIMALS
    • FLOOR DRAIN / TRAP
    • METHANE & SEWER GAS
    • MOLD ODORS
    • MVOCs MOLDY MUSTY
    • ODOR CONTROL for SEPTIC
    • ODORS FROM HEATING SYSTEMS
    • ODORS, PLUMBING SYSTEM
    • ODORS, SEPTIC or SEWER
    • ODOR SENSITIVITIY
    • OZONE MOLD / ODOR TREATMENT
    • PLUMBING SYSTEM - home
    • SMELL PATCH FIND ODOR SOURCE
    • URINE ODOR SOURCE
    • WATER ODOR CURE
  • PLUMBING +
    • AIR DISCHARGE at FAUCETS
    • CHECK VALVES
    • CLEARANCE DISTANCES
    • CLOGGED DRAIN REPAIR
    • COMPOSTING TOILETS
    • DISPOSABLE WET WIPE CLOGS
    • DRAIN CLEANOUTS
    • FLOOR DRAIN / TRAP ODORS
    • GAS TANKS & PIPING
    • OIL TANKS & PIPING
    • PLUMBING TRAPS
    • PLUMBING VENTS - home
    • SEPTIC SYSTEMS
    • SEWAGE PUMPS - home
    • TANKLESS COIL HOT WATER
    • TOILETS - home
    • WATER HEATERS, ELECTRIC - home
    • WATER PIPE CLOG
    • WATER PRESSURE DIAGNOSE
    • WATER PRESSURE IMPROVE
    • WATER PRESSURE LOSS- home
    • WATER PUMPS & WELLS
    • WATER SHUTOFF VALVE
    • WATER SOFTENERS - home
    • WATER PIPING - home
    • WATER TANK - home
    • WINTERIZE A BUILDING
  • ROOF +
    • AGE
    • ASBESTOS & FIBER CEMENT - home
    • ASPHALT SHINGLES - home
    • CLAY TILE - home
    • CLEANING
    • COLOR
    • CONCRETE
    • CONTRACTOR, CHOOSE
    • CORRUGATED
    • DEBRIS STAINING
    • DISPUTE RESOLUTION
    • EPDM, RUBBER, PVC
    • EXTRACTIVE BLEEDING SHINGLES
    • FELT UNDERLAYMENT - home
    • FIBER CEMENT ROOFING - home
    • FIBERBOARD & FIBER-WOOD
    • FIRE RATINGS
    • FLASHING on BUILDINGS - home
    • FLAT ROOF LEAKS
    • HAIL DAMAGE
    • ICE DAM
    • INSPECTION
    • LEAD ROOFING & FLASHING
    • LEAK REPAIR - home
    • LOW SLOPE - home
    • MATERIALS, AGE, TYPES
    • MEMBRANE & SINGLE PLY
    • METAL- home
    • PLASTIC ROOFING TYPES
    • PVC, EPDM, RUBBER MEMBRANE
    • ROLL ROOFING, ASPHALT & SBS
    • RUBBER SHINGLES SLATES
    • SBS ROOFING ROLL & BUR ROOFS
    • SEALANTS & MASTICS
    • SHINGLE STORAGE
    • SLATE - home
    • SLOPE CALCULATIONS
    • STAINS - home
    • STANDARDS
    • STONE ROOF
    • THATCH ROOF
    • TILE, CLAY - home
    • TILES, CONCRETE
    • VENTILATION - home
    • WALKABLE
    • WARRANTIES
    • WHITE STAINS - home
    • WIND DAMAGE
    • WIND NOISES
    • WIND DAMAGE RESISTANT
    • WOOD SHAKE & SHINGLE - home
    • WORKMANSHIP & DAMAGE
  • SEPTIC +
    • AEROBIC ATUs - home
    • AGE of SEPTIC SYSTEM
    • BACKUP PREVENTION
    • BIOMAT FORMATION & SEPTIC LIFE
    • BOD WASTEWATER TEST
    • CAMERAS, SEWER / SEPTIC
    • CARE - home
    • CESSPOOLS
    • CHAMBER SEPTIC SYSTEMS
    • CLEARANCE DISTANCES
    • CLOGGED DRAIN REPAIR
    • CLOGGED DRAIN FIELD
    • CODES - home
    • COMMERCIAL SEPTIC
    • COMPONENT LOCATIONS - home
    • D-BOX INSTALL REPAIR
    • DESIGN ALTERNATIVES - home
    • DESIGN BASICS - home
    • DESIGN PREVENT FLOOD DAMAGE
    • DIFFICULT SEPTIC SITE
    • DISPERSAL METHODS
    • DISPOSAL vs TREATMENT
    • DRAINFIELD TEST - home
    • DRIVING OVER SEPTIC
    • DRYWELL
    • EFFLUENT DISTRIBUTION
    • EFFLUENT RETENTION TIME
    • FAILURE SIGNS
    • FILTERS
    • FLOODED SYSTEM REPAIR
    • FREEZE PROTECTION
    • FREEZE-UP SOLUTIONS
    • FROZEN AEROBIC SEPTIC
    • GARBAGE DISPOSAL vs SEPTICS
    • GRAVELLESS SEPTIC
    • GREYWATER SYSTEMS
    • HOOT AEROBIC SEPTIC
    • HOME BUYERS GUIDE
    • HOME SELLERS GUIDE
    • HOW SEPTIC SYSTEMS WORK
    • INSPECT & TEST - home
    • INSPECT & TEST LAWS
    • LAUNDROMAT WASTEWATER
    • LIFE EXPECTANCY
    • LOADING & DYE TEST - home
    • LOW COST SYSTEMS
    • MAINTENANCE - home
    • MEDIA FILTER SYSTEMS - home
    • ODOR CONTROL
    • ODORS, SEWER GAS
    • PLANTS OVER SEPTIC SYSTEMS
    • PUMPING the SEPTIC TANK
    • PUMPS
    • REPAIR - home
    • SAFETY
    • SANDY SOIL SYSTEMS
    • SEEPAGE PITS
    • SEWAGE BACKUP
    • SEWAGE CONTAMINANTS
    • SEWAGE TREATMENT PLANTS
    • SEWER CONNECTION? - home
    • TANKS - home
    • TANK CLEANING
    • TANK COVERS
    • TANK DEPTH
    • TANK, HOW TO FIND
    • TANK PUMPING
    • TANK PUMPING SCHEDULE
    • TANK TEES
  • STRUCTURE +
    • ADOBE CONSTRUCTION
    • BASEMENT WATERPROOFING
    • BLOCK FOUNDATION / WALLS - home
    • BRICK FOUNDATIONS & WALLS - home
    • BUILDING DAMAGE REPAIR
    • BULGED vs. LEANING FOUNDATIONS
    • CARPENTER ANTS
    • CHIMNEY REPAIR - home
    • CLAY HOLLOW TILE
    • CLEARANCE DISTANCES - topic home
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My brass cat rests on his four toed and even feet, tail outstretched, tip curled just so, silent since birth, hot-forged in some sandy die, black coal-eyes, watching my writing. Louise Eisenman played tournament bridge but could not teach my sister past confusing diamonds and clubs. Louise gave me this cat. She loved cats. I did too.

I was eleven. Maybe twelve. Louise died in her forties, not long after she gave me the cat. She had a heart attack. She was also a boozer, as was her husband Marx a serious drinker, too.

Later Marx drove mom and me and his son Mike to dinner in Richmond, and drove without hesitation smack into a tree. Mom's head broke through the windshield of Marx's car.

Five hundred stitches. Mom now paints on her eyebrows.

Mike was crying. Whining. I woke, as from a dream. I crawled up off the floor, onto the rear seat. "Shut up Mike!" I advised. He did. I was amazed.

Marx climbed out his door, the car had struck on my mother's side. She was totally silent, pulling herself back through broken glass and turning to look for me. Steam rose. Glass sprinkled. Mom's head was deeply gashed--over and around her eye--and I saw the gashes slowly fill with blood which then began pouring down her face. She was entering shock but she kept calling for me--was I alright. I was. She was not. She could not hear me answer. I kept repeating that I was ok. She kept asking me if I was ok.

Marx ran around and around the car. "I'm sorry Teal," "I didn't mean it." I thought, so clearly, to myself, Asshole. You just drove right the hell off the road and full bore into a tree. Never touched the brakes. Marx had a cut on his knee. I told him to shut up too. He was worthless.

It was dusk and hard to see outside of the car. Through this dimness a gray face peered through the passenger window at us. The window was rolled up. I called out: "Have you called an ambulance?" "Naw." "Well goddammit call a goddam ambulance--can't you see my mother is bleeding to death?"

I gave Mom a tissue--or she found one somewhere, and pressed it to her head, to the center of pulpy mess. The face in the window disappeared, frightened.

Many ambulances came. I guess he called them. Maybe several people did. I don't know. Mom was taken first, then Asshole, then Whining. I was left, silent, walking around, staring at the car. They wouldn't let me in the ambulance. I was not bleeding.

There was a policeman.
"Can you take me to the hospital?" I asked. "My mother was hurt."
"How did you get here?"
"I was in the car!"
He didn't believe me until he saw Mom's blood on my shirt.
His voice softened. "Sure kid, get in."

I have always been grateful to Louise for giving me that brass cat. The "whump" when we hit that tree was exactly like the time my sister Linda, angry with me for some eight-year-old transgression, came into my room while I was sleeping and whapped the bejeesus out of me by bashing me on the head with a heavy book. I thought I was dead.

In the car I had been unconscious for a moment, stunned by the crash into the tree, but it was the same sound, same feeling as my head smacked the back of the seat in front of me. Perhaps I'd been dozing when we hit. This was worse than the book incident.

Since the book bash I've always imagined that that's how I would end. Some sudden, surprised WHUMP on the head. Totally unexpected, totally stunning, painless. Better actually than drowning, or being stung to death by bees, or being freezing cold, scared, stuck in a too-small passage in a cave. Whump! Blankness. Silence. Peace.

I never, ever liked Marx. He was a creep even if he liked my Mom. I think it was a Buick--the car, not the book that my Sister used to hit me over the head.

7/17/98, 7/30/2005, 01/30/2009

Into crystal water, stilled, a surface reflecting pale white light and the memory of trees, these blank pages beckon--silent cry for words, drawings, numbers, information, feeling, new ideas or old ones, thoughts which first find themselves, the define themselves by the process of writing itself across vague mists of unformed mind, across eons of time, reaching out, hoping above hope, to touch and be touched before moving on to infinite solitude. --df

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